Reports are emerging of a catastrophic failure in the CP4 system. It appears that someone, somewhere, pressed the wrong button. Repeatedly.
We are currently working on a patch to fix the issue, but in the meantime, please direct all communication to our Satellite Phone Number.
For those who are having trouble getting through, try calling the Backup Phone Number. It's not as fancy, but it works.
We will keep you updated on any progress. Or lack thereof.
Stay tuned for further updates on CP4, and remember: Panic Mode is always an option.